Today is Marin Awareness Day.... just like they have Dyslexia Awareness Days... only Marin Awareness Day (abbreviated to MAD... how ironic...) occurs EVERY SINGLE DAY! This is because it is necessary for people to be warned of the dangers of Marin so that they can avoid him, or, if they are unfortunate enough to have to meet him, can be prepared.

MAD has been successful in reducing the number of fatalities which occur when people meet face to face with Marin... or should that be face to "face?" This was achieved by presenting images of Marin's "features" one at a time, so the person experiences only minimal disgust, compared to the complete shock experienced upon viewing Marin's "face" all at once- shock which can often result in death.

This so-called "face" by the way is still stubble-free.... what a surprise...!

Adiós

Please Note: The descriptions of the levels of disgust which are felt as a result of viewing Marin's "face" have been exaggerated... he's not that bad... (And I'm not just saying this so that I don't get killed by him... honest...)