According to my sources, Marin had a bit of an accident with the till in Argos the other day.

Now as we all know, Marin is a pale guardian of the mythical Argos treasure - so who the hell had the idea to let him loose in public, on the tills??

Well anyway, according to my sources, Marin had some trouble with the till, couldn't get it to open... and then when it did open, it hit him in the knackers.

Is this true??

(hint: I hope so)




P.S. My spies are everywhere

Dear Martin,

You are fired. From life.

Have a nice day!

Yours sincerely, Bean (acting manager)

Marin gave me money for a Freddo today :-)... I love chocolate... thus I have nothing mean to say about him... not right now at least...

Except POST ON BEANA'S BLOG!!!!!!

Marin is a lying, cheating, son of a shoopuff.

How dare he say (nay, promise faithfully) that he would comment on my blog, and just... not bother!

Trust In Marin = Really Stupid Person (a.k.a. me - Bean)

Marin has committed a SERIOUS faux-pas today... one, which almost put my life, YES MY LIFE, in jeopardy!

Standing on the stairs in B block and I was trying to convince Marin to buy me some shoes. He asked why I was so obssessed with shoes when most guys wouldn't be looking down that far (Marin has such a lovely slant on things doesn't he?) He then added that even Big Mac (my ex-law teacher whom Marin thinks I love... this is because Marin hasn't seen Big Mac's "face" for more than a few seconds... I unfortunately have) wouldn't be looking at my shoes.

Well wouldn't you know, Big Mac (who is aware of this nickname) happened to be walking up the stairs right at that very moment... I couldn't bring myself to look at him (and not just because of his "face"... yes that's right Marin, you're not the only one without a proper face!)

I'm not quite sure how that put my life in jeopardy but I'm pretty sure it did... somehow. So Marin is in MAJOR trouble... sleep with one eye open Marin, one eye open...

You know, you just can’t take Marin anywhere. Especially not Wales… or Ireland or just outside of London. Well, not so much the last two, but following the incident in Wales is probably best not to take him to those two – otherwise he may be attacked by Rosheen.

Felix (who certainly did not write this post) took Marin down to Wales for a New Years Eve Party and they’d only been there for about 20 minutes before he managed to insult someone (he was clearly feeling like a bully that day as he spent most of the car journey bullying Felix, and calling her fat).

Felix, Elena, Marin and Rosheen were having a conversation about universities and particularly about rent – as Elena had said that she had her rent reduced because she had the smallest room. Rosheen then mentioned that she also had her rent reduced by £2 because she took out the bins an’ stuff. Marin, being the fool that he is, then didn’t think and said "£2? Was that before decimalisation?" – and thus incurred the wrath of an Irish lady. The next morning when they left she said to Felix and her family "It was nice to meet you" etc, but not to Marin, he simply got a "I’ll see you again Martin"…

This is further evidence of why Marin shouldn't be let out in public...