You know, you just can’t take Marin anywhere. Especially not Wales… or Ireland or just outside of London. Well, not so much the last two, but following the incident in Wales is probably best not to take him to those two – otherwise he may be attacked by Rosheen.

Felix (who certainly did not write this post) took Marin down to Wales for a New Years Eve Party and they’d only been there for about 20 minutes before he managed to insult someone (he was clearly feeling like a bully that day as he spent most of the car journey bullying Felix, and calling her fat).

Felix, Elena, Marin and Rosheen were having a conversation about universities and particularly about rent – as Elena had said that she had her rent reduced because she had the smallest room. Rosheen then mentioned that she also had her rent reduced by £2 because she took out the bins an’ stuff. Marin, being the fool that he is, then didn’t think and said "£2? Was that before decimalisation?" – and thus incurred the wrath of an Irish lady. The next morning when they left she said to Felix and her family "It was nice to meet you" etc, but not to Marin, he simply got a "I’ll see you again Martin"…

This is further evidence of why Marin shouldn't be let out in public...